Thursday, February 22, 2007

Killing me...

There is a mandatory office meeting happening here as I write, about fifty feet away from me. Far enough so I don't hear what's going on (not that I want to) but not far enough for the smell of coffee and donuts to not reach me. It's killing me. Not the coffee smell so much (since I'm not really big on coffee) but the donut smell is making my stomach turn this way and that. I don't even like donuts, but I skipped breakfast this morning (Um, eat or be only ten minutes late today? Let's go with the ten minutes...) and now I'm STARVING. I hope they leave a at least one good donut.
***Sidenote, I went back there to make some copies for the meeting and I saw The Shitter get up, take a munchkin, shove it in his mouth, wipe his hands with a fresh napkin, and sit back down...only to get up three seconds later to do it again. He did this four times while I was making ten copies...don't tell me that man does NOT have OCD. I know OCD is a real disease/sickness, I'm not making fun of him, I have some OCD-ish tendencies myself, but this guy really takes the cake (or the munchkin) in this office.

6 comments:

Iris said...

Aw, Diana, things sound miserable for you.

I would be dying at the smell of coffee.....donuts, not so much. Though, in your situation, I would probably be scarfing down a few munchkins myself.

I am so sorry to hear that you missed the burial yesterday. I can't imagine how difficult this time is for you.

dennis said...

Why not get a donut? You'd think you deserve one by now.

That OCD is a pain.

Why not get a donut? You'd think you deserve one by now.

That OCD is a pain.

Why not get a donut? You'd think you deserve one by now.

I had an uncle (by marriage) with OCD. The things he had to do. He can laugh at himself though.

Maria said...

I say next time just nab a good one before they are all gone.

Melissa said...

Mmmmmm, I LOVE donuts!

creative-type dad said...

I say grab a donut. You need something non-leathal to throw

Diana said...

iris-they are. they are...
dennis-LOL! You're a pain in my ass! Or more like my side, because you always make me laugh...
maria- will do! trust me, because they only left me with one and it was jelly and I hate jelly anything...
melissa-*smile*
tony- that's such a waste of food! But a gooooood idea nontheless...