Thanks, ASSHOLE

I just went to my car so I can go bring it to Daddy (he gets out before I do) and wouldn't you know some asshole took my driver's side mirror. Like, with his/her car. They are laying the pavement on the main road so I had to park on one of the side streets, and I didn't fold my mirror in (stoopid me) because the side street is pretty wide. Very wide, actually. I guess it wasn't wide enough for the dumbass that took my mirror off.