Thursday, December 07, 2006

Sometimes my own husband is STOOOOPID

Me. Him. Got it?

What do you want for dinner?
I don't know. What are you planning on making?
Well, I was planning on making some pork chops and baked potatoes.
Eh? "Eh" what?
I don't really feel like eating potatoes.
Well, what do you feel like eating, then?
What else is there?
Nothing, That's why I'm making pork chops and potatoes.
Then why would you ask me what I want to eat?
Just to see if you would have said pork chops and potatoes, then I would have felt like a good wife making you what you wanted for dinner...
*The phone rings. It's his sister, he talks to her for a few minutes. Hangs up...*
You don't have to cook.
Why not?
Selfless is bringing food, she was at Wendy's and bought us all food because she was on her way here to visit Selfish anyway.
Good. I don't have to cook, then.
*Selfless arrives, gives us our food and goes upstairs to visit with Selfish. Little Man eats his nuggets, Daddy and I both eat chicken sandwiches. And french fries. I hold up a fry, and look at my husband...*
Dude, what are you eating?
What are you eating, what's in your hand right now?
A fry. Why?
What are french fries made out of? A smirk on my face...
I thought you didn't want to eat potatoes tonight?
Shut up.


Anonymous said...


I can only shake my head.

Mama of 2 said...

Oh Diana....all I can say is MEN!!! That and laugh as I say it.

Diana said...

I laughed my own ass off for such a long time after that...yeah I know there is a difference between fries and baked potato, but it is still a potato!!!!! Even when we were settling in for the night I was still laughing at him.

dennis said...

hmmm...perhaps baked was not his potato of choice??

orrrr, is hubby hooked on grease?

men! I tell ya'!

Anonymous said...

lol!!! that was so funny!!!

Anonymous said...

lol!!! that was so funny!!!

Anonymous said...

In his defense- most of Wendy's fries are grease anyway.
I think it's 95% grease and %5 potato.

How's that?

Diana said...

NOe- Welcome.
Tony- so you're saying I should have offered him grease? ;)

Anonymous said...

Aw, love.

BrettBum said...

I put two hormel turkey breasts (Pre-seasoned) in a slow cooker and then put 5 frozen hashbrowns on top of them and let it cook for 2-4 hours and it was out of this world.

I was just experimenting but that experiment rocked! :)

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