Stoopid: Oh, hey, you're back!
Me: Yup. (half-smile)
Stoopid: Are you feeling better? You should have stayed home today, you still look very pale.
Eat shit, Stoopid.
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When you're changing your child's diaper and he would rather wave it around and sing "Lalalala" than let you put it on- you know you're stuck in Elmo's World...(Thank you PAMPERS for putting Elmo on EVERY diaper.)
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- Massive headache taking over....NOW
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- Ears and eyes (?) and ICU
- Is it too early for the sigh of relief?
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- Yeah, another big F-U
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3 comments:
You've been tagged! Check out my blog to find out! And don't you want to just hug me for this!
FEEL BETTER!
xoxo
that fact you have not bludgeoned this woman about the face and neck with computer monitor should earn you an award...
Tell her "how funny! today has been the BESTEST day of my life!!" and then burp.
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