Tuesday, January 17, 2006

To the idiot who just walked in here-

Seriously, if you are just walking into the office, and you haven't been here for more than 16 hours, why in the hell would you come to the printer and see if any of the papers that HAVE JUST PRINTED are yours? Do you have a laptop in your car that you print from before you walk in?
Literally JUST WALKING IN! Stopping at my desk before you even go to yours! Before you take off your coat and put your briefcase down! COME ON! SERIOUSLY!!!!
Wait it gets better-and only two minutes have gone by.
Him-"Where are the closed files for '05?"
Me-(famous blank stare) "In the file cabinet. Under 'closed'" Duh Crazy/Hip Blog-Mamas





4 comments:

Jenn said...

Hey Diana! Thanks for sticking by b'eaw. I still expect it to crash to smithereens before the day is out. Anyway, I love your penis cactus and your early a.m. printer dude and will indeed be back. And next time I will bring banana bread.

Diana said...

Hmmmmm-banana bread...yummy...

JayMonster said...

Harvard Graduates do NOT aspire to be Real Estate Brokers.

Diana said...

Wait till you here this one- he is an engineer of some sort- something to do with science I think. (If I ask him now he will be suspicious...)