- The insurance 'investigator' who was given the case about the break-ins next door came into my office and asked me if anyone had been in the office when the break-ins occured. Um, don't you think someone would have called the cops if we were here? Hello? Duh. Not even the cops were stupid enough to ask us that.
- The Shitter gave me a new property to enter into our MLS listing service. I entered it. He called me about a half an our later and said (And I'm totally quoting this word for word) "I just put a sign up on the property I gave you to list. Would you do me a favor and if anyone calls, put them into my voicemail?" Dude, what the hell do you think I do with your calls?
- Stoopid came to my desk to tell me she is expecting a package via Fed-Ex. "Can you call me to tell me it arrived?" Nope. Gonna throw it out.
Every fricking time someone gets a package here, I call them to tell them. Every time a call comes in- right to their voicemail it goes. Do these people really have to keep telling me how to do my job? Do they really?
6 comments:
wow!
Hey can you tell sh--ter that I would have called him today but I felt that he would not be at his desk when I wanted to call and that since I refuse to deal with voicemail, I chose not to call him?
also for st--p-id: I thought about sending her mail, but if she is not important enough to have the delivery go directly to her...
I would have sooo much fun if I worked in your office for just one day!!
dennis if you worked here I don't think these people would get to me as much.
people hate leaving voicemails, and if i offer them an agent's voicemail they say no and hang up. The shitter would be pissed at how many people hang up because he's not here and WON'T give his cell number out. what agent doesn't give their cell number out? really....
well I can understand that. I mean I just hate to have my work time interupted by work-related phone calls!!
Sheesh!
fun! we'd rock the office!
Nacho and chili cheese dip day- EVERYDAY!!
OMG I LOVE NACHOS!!! ESPECIALLY WITH CHILI AND CHEEEEESE!!
great, now I have to go get some after work...
Oh Diana...how you make me laugh. This post completely reminded me of Bill Engval's stand up routine "Here's your sign"
Thanks for the laugh.
BILL ENGVAL... thats exactly who i was trying to think of when i read this post... and here someone else already made that same comment!
Here's your sign!
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