Thursday, September 07, 2006

My Conclusion

I have come to the conclusion that The Shitter has OCD. Here are some points to back me up:

  • He constantly checks his mailbox, even when he knows that nothing has been put in there for hours.
  • He always comes to the front of the office. Just walks up, looks around, and goes back to his desk.
  • He has to use my stapler even though he has a perfectly functioning stapler on his desk. I know it works, I tried it. (Yes, I did!)
  • He checks his messages like five minutes after he leaves the office. And then calls like sixteen times in the hour he is gone.
  • He walks up to the magazine stand and checks the magazines. Yes, they are still there.
  • He comes to the filing cabinet and checks to make sure his files are still in there. Those are still there, too, dude.
  • If I put the newspaper a little crooked on the desk he has to walk by and straighten it.
  • He writes down every single little thing he does all day on this one piece of paper that he carries around with him.

These are just a few things he does throughout the day (besides shit.)

9 comments:

Self-Proclaimed Supermom said...

OR...

he wants you in the worst way

Diana said...

um, ewwww. that would be gross. R, you just gave me the heebie-jeebies!

Mama of 2 said...

You must have nerves of steel because seriously if I worked in your office....I think I would have killed the Shitter by now or at least played a few practical jokes on him.
You ever thought of emptying the file drawers just to see his reaction or leaving him a voice mail message that says 'no no one's called you yet?'

I'm horrible aren't I?

dennis said...

I agree with supermom. He wants you and is showing of his balding, bushy-eyed, pear-shaped (???) body for you, baybee!!


:)

sweatpantsmom said...

Ooh - the ol' Stapler Foreplay routine. He's definitely into you.

Supermom Jenni said...

Do we work together? LMAO

I have someone in my office that is SOOO like that. Irritatingly hilarious.

sourpatchbaby said...

((shudder))

Diana said...

Mamaof2- I did run an 'experiment' and one day after he fixed the newspaper I made it crooked again and sure enough he was back five minutes later to fix it again. That's when I knew for sure...
dennis and SPM-BLECH!
Supermom Jenni- Welcome! My office is a zoo.
SPB- I know!

n!ta said...

you gotta get out of there before he shows up at work all armed and painted in camo ...