Thursday, August 10, 2006

Open Letter

Dear Asshole Who Just Called Here:

Fuck You.
Guess you're pretty pissed now that you can't see the house, huh? Did you think that by yelling at me you were going to get somewhere? Did it surprise you that the listing agent told you that you could not speak to me that way and because of that he would not be doing any business with you?
Should have been nicer to me when I asked you to hold, it wasn't going to kill you to wait five seconds for him to get off the phone.
Again, Fuck You.

Have a great day!


Oh, The Joys said...

Nice! The Elmo Smackdown! Hooray!

Diana said...

LOL! La la la ppppbbbbbttttt!!!!

dennis said...

Man Muppet Madness! I need to remember to not call your office and mess with you!

It was nice to see not all of the agents are complete losers!

stupormom said...

ha! i miss you! hahahahahaha

lunch?! yeah, it's me. the new place isn't up. i'm emailing you later. maybe. i think.

*goes to get a beer*

Diana said...

Dennis- it's actually quite funny, we have a total of ten agents here. Only two (The Shitter and Stoopid) really piss me off so they are the ones you hear about. The rest are my buddies. I heart them, really.
Stupor, I know who you are!!!!!!!!!!! OMFG!!!!! You didn't e-mail me asshole!!!! I thought you fell off the edge of the earth! (You know, cause we live so close to it and all)
make sure you e-mail me!

creative-Type Dad (Tony) said...