Wednesday, August 09, 2006


"Hello, is agent who is not in the office there?" (I know you guys love posts that start with this question, it can only mean there is someone stupider than Stoopid out there...)
"No, he isn't but I can give you his cell phone number if you'd like."
"No, I just wanted to now how much a house he is listing costs."
"Well, would you like to leave him a message on his voicemail?"
"No, I don't have a phone right now. I'll call back."

What the hell did you just use to call me?


dennis said...

Ouch! Did stoopid have siblings?
Are you living in an area that collects Office Monkey rejects?


Kristen said...

Wow. Just wow.

JayMonster said...

Well, he certainly could have been using a pay phone (yes there are some still around), or a friend's phone.

But honestly, if you can not afford a phone "right now" what makes you think that somebody is going to give you a mortgage?